There is NOTHING better in life than a fabulous pair of hoT pinK higH heelS, black mascara, and nude lipstick!
Like seriously. Are we wrong here?
THATS RIGHT BITCHEZ!! WE ARE BACK!!!
Ok, so like I knoW we have been MIA for like evA, but we were on vacay so chillz peoples. Your lives can now resume noramlcy! I know you so LOVE us!!!
So yeah, it’s totally Amanduh here. Like let me tell you, this vaycay was the shiz. I’d fill you in on all the awesomeness, but like, it is just something you’ll have to hear lil tidbits on. Kiki and me went to the caribbean! Thats right bitchez, the caribbean! It was H-O-T, not hot like lady gaga hot, but hot like the guys in twilight hot!!
So, let me like share a story with you. So like the first day we went to the beach, we saw a few girls that were like half nude when looking at them from the back. I was like OMG, i know ho is so in right now, but that ho is a legit H-O!! Settle down peoples, she wasn’t actually naked. She had the cutest outfit on. It was a band-aid bikini, well sorta. Ok, so it was more like band-aids covering the nipps, but like come on, that is genius! Naked without being like naked! This ho is on the same genius level as the snuggie inventor. I call her genius ho! Moral of the story, like lets steal this here in the us of a!
Peace out bitchez
loves! AmanDuh!! <3
OMFG. These shoes are to die for. Literally. I mean like, if you dont own a pair of Christian Louboutin’s you should probably die. He is the shit. That’s why these little beauties are being crowned the sexiest hot pink heels of the week!
OMFG it’s totally AmanDuH here!!
So today I like went to get dinneR at a burger place. When the waitresS asked me what I wanted I tolD her, “like totally a chickeN hamburger”. She goes, “our hamburgerS are only made with beeF”. Um, excuse me?! I am pretty surE people make chicken hamburgers! You grounD up the ChickeN and like make a patty! So, I like told her agaiN what I wanteD. And she goes, “why do you wanT a chicken hamburger instead of the beeF? We can put chicken fingerS on a hamburger buN if we have to” I say “DuH, I don’T like eat animalS. They have faceS that like looK at me. I am like totallY a vegetariaN” Then, get this, she says “aren’t both animalS? I thought vegetarianS don’t eat animal meaT!?” Is she like crazY?! So I explaineD, “No, a chickeN is a birD, and a coW is an animaL.” Needless to saY, I got my freakinG chicken hamburgeR! Moral of the storY, eat birds but likE not animals!! Totally be a vegetarian…they are like sooo HoTT!!
Peace out Bitchez!
OMFG it’s AmanDuH here!
So, BeaveR, I mean BiebeR…I think like he should like seriouslY stop singing (until he hits puberty). Since when did 10 year olds knoW about lovE? One less lonelY girl? Um, he means one less lonely chilD! There is like totally nO way Bieber wrotE those songs or knows what they are abouT. WhaT? Are we seriouslY supposed to believE that he is a little boy pimP?! Um hellO?! NO!
However, he is cutE in a “I want to like pincH your cheeks” kind of way. Ok, so I will totally sign on to be his babysitteR. I mean he can sing me little pop songs about daisieS and lollipopS, dance like a mini-Backstreet boY, and I will pinch his cheeks, brush his hair in an unnatural directioN (what’s up with that hairdo?), and accompany him to the ice cream truck. I’m not talking anything creepY here people, he just like has the kind of little boy charm that those old peoplE in the homes would eat up! He could even have a sugaR-grammY!
Ok, so really, like I know that sounded harsH, but seriously?!, these things neeD to be said. Everyone is thinkinG it anyway. I guess I am just shockeD that kidbops could eva be so big!! I guess if Bieber is good for anythinG its as Ke$ha says “Whoa oh oh oh oh There’s a party at a rich dude’s house”
Peace out BitcheZ
Oh yeah, and freaking CommenT alreadY!
OMFG it’s AmanDuH here!
So today I was like at the store buying grocerieS when I saw green BananaS. I LOVE love LovE bananas when they are still greeN. And DuH, of course I like bananas in general! I mean they look like a… Anyway, back to the story. So I went over to grab some bananaS and an old ladY, who was practically a dinO herself, told me they weren’t ready to eaT yet because they are still greeN. I told her, “DuH, of course they are readY. People in SoutH AmericA (and MexicO) eat green bananaS all the timE and they don’t diE.” She looked at me likE I was crazY, but I say, hey, if a whole continenT can eat greeN bananaS, so can I. I mean when did we get so bitchY over fruiT?!
I am totallY righT! As Ke$ha would say, “stop talk talk talking that blah blah blah”. Yeah olD lady, that meanS yoU!
<3 Peace ouT BitcheZ
I mean, i know i’m only 23, but come on, who doesn’t support preventative medicine??
Don’t get me wrong. I LOVE my face. but we arent getting any younger here. and if I’m going to pull off the whole cougar act in my old age ( come on, who doesn’t want to be like Samantha on sex and the city?), I’m going to have to take precautions now.
Right? well just an idea…
OMFG it’s AmanDuH here!
Wait for it, wait for it…Ke$ha! OMG Ke$ha is like so in my heaD. Her lyrics are basically my lifE. Here is what I meaN:
“D-I-N-O-S-A. You are a dinosaur. O-L-D M-A-N. Your just an old man. Hitting on me what? You need a cat scan…” Old men hit on me all the time, and i mean like, if you are about to be fossilized, don’t even try! Like really!
“I dont really care where you live at just turn around boy and let me hit that.Dont be a little bitch with your chit chat just show me where your dicks at. Heard enough. Stop stop stop talking that Blah blah blah. Think you’ll be getting this, nah nah nah” EnougH said! OMG how ironic!
With all that said, yes, Ke$ha is like almost my soul mate, I mean if I were into girls, but yeah, nO! Keep it up girlfrienD!
<3 Peace out BitcheZ
Ok, i don’t know who thought it was ok to start that whole trend, but WTF is up with those “hipsters”? I mean, isn’t hip supposed to mean cool? and as for that “style”, EW! Oscar de la Renta would be rolling in his grave. and i’m not even sure that he’s dead!
OMG. Did you see Vampire Diaries this week? Stefan is SO HOT! Amanduh prefers Damian, but there’s just something about the way a vampire throws himself off of a girl that is SO sexy. I mean, come on. If only some of the guys I’ve dated had that kind of restraint. haha, i know you can relate!
Anyway, I know this whole vampire thing is getting kind of out of hand, but Amanduh and I are totally into it. I mean, come on, who doesn’t love a bad boy?
There is NOTHING better in life than a fabulous pair of hot pink high heels!